Because I am high

Goodbye 2008 and hello 2009!

The last God-damn post I might be having this year— or maybe, I'll do some irritating spammage after this. Hell yes, love me, will you? Any new year resolutions, you may ask? I have a lot. Je regardez, a lot! And I hope and will grant all of them. Lies. Now you have to love me double time.

I am overjoyed sitting in the cramped room with shizzets lying around. "Your room is a tongkang pecah", as my parents does their metaphoric sentences. Messy lassies, don't you just adore? It's going to be a new God-damn year in a few hours time (More like 23 hours). And I'm going start this whole new year with me— sleeping early because us early birds are cool like that yo’! Another bloody lie. I usually stay up till 4 in the morning during New Year's Eve. And in 2005—I was with my ex-darling Runescape because I’m yuh avvy geek. I’m so proud.

Anybody willing to accompany this pity petite une fille (Pardon my horrid French), whom think she'll be a total sore loser next year if she doesn’t stay up late watching the fireworks on 104? Anybody? Drop a comment if you are interested and willing to. And I know what will happen tonight, everlasting boredom with ma famille. Them, in front of the TV. Me, confronting my boyfie the lappy. My predictions are usually 66.66% true! But, because I am a false psychic that is fully skint at the mo. I'm sorry— I couldn't predict the future for you readers. If you beg, I’ll do 10 quid (£) per predictions. So, I’ll be rich by the end of PMR so I could do some God-damn shopping sprees with mes amis. Pause for some evil laughs.

I’m currently sick. Holiday-sick, if there’s such thing. Tummy aches, they are not making me happy. No perfect New Year, I assumed. None at all.

I’m under the 23 degrees cold air with no duvet, because we-people don’t need no duvet to keep us warm. We got our thick fatty skin to keep em’ all cosy. You got that right!

I’m typing like a lass on 10 pints of non-alchoholic Vodka. (If there were such thing, I would be pleased and amused.)

Time for the shizzets you lot have been waiting for.. (drum rolls)
2009 New Year Resolutions:

1) Time to get the elefante-like ass off the chair and start exercising.
2) A date with the books at least 10 hours per day. I’m losing myself.
3) Aim higher than the planes. Like—yeah. Exams!
4) More greens less chocolates! (I do not bond well with vegs)
5) Sleep early. Cos I’ve been sadly cranky during the holidays. 3 AM+, what do you expect?
6) Be eco-friendly.
7) Stay away from the shops until PMR finishes. Impossible.
8) Burn the laptop. Or, we could just keep it nicely in a treasure chest with the ultimate locks. Sounds better.
9) No more MMORPG. I may die.
10) Not to sound pathetically stupid all the time.
11) Get decent friends, because I have been used too many times. I repeat, too many!
12) Stop wasting my time on useless time wasters.
13) Eat, drink and be merry is not my statement. I would rather, Eat, drink and get drunk with 2 venti-sized Frappucino. Good times. This is not a New Year Resolution.
14) Focus! Focus! Focus! (Hm.. chocolate Galaxy. Out of subject.)
15) Earn myself an iPhone 3G because I could die for them. I suck big time. Thanks.

There's more to come. But, geez. I am feeling lazy. That’s it for now. I’m sleepy. It’s 12:56AM and I am typing these on Microsoft Word because my awesome dad had blocked it at 11:30PM. Don’t you just pity me? I miss my past life.

I can’t wait for 2009. Because I’m going to make this year go round. Impossible, oui? It’s the possible of all impossibles, darling. I am desperate for some reality check.