Fireworks blasting, are you listening?

The Macbook is 64 degrees, what about the room temp? Go figure.

I'm under the influence of the heat in Muar. High temperatures usually lead me to the airconditioned room, you'll see me snoring away on the bed. (That doesn't mean I actually do snore -wink-) Lets see what I've accomplished cooking/doing this morning. Iron all the kurungs and baju melayu? Check. Kuah kacang and daging masak kicap and ketupat? Check. Clean up the house? Check. Revisions for the upcoming exams? Say wha? (Dramatic pause) I actually tried completing Add Maths homework, but y'know what? Watching malay series on TV and reading Sejarah textbook is a gazillion times better. It leads me to the world of confused/stupid rather than the world of whizzed up cleverclogs. Sack that.

Tomorrow is Raya. And I should be happy and singing some Raya songs right this second, yes? No. I still don't have those typical 'YAYYYYY ESOK RAYA WEH. JOM HABISKAN SEMUA MERCUN MALAM NI. EH JAP, MERIAM BULUHHH! NO, MERDEKAAA!' vibes in me.. yet. Somehow, somewhere, I just hope those feelings would just teleport from some happy lass on the other side of the world. Or maybe not. That'll be pretty evil of me. Despite the fact that the internet is slower than a cow's brain which consists of.. neurons that malfunction, I am sweating merrily under the speeding fan above me head. Gotta stop whining, more working.

I'm gonna end the post with the typical;

SELAMAT HARI RAYA

MAAF ZAHIR & BATIN

Enjoy your Raya to the fullest because you'll never know, this might be the last you'll venture. Only God knows.

Awful wish? I know. Let me try be all poetic..

And ruin the magic of poetry.

Uh, probably not.

P/S I'm in Muar right now, whoever is nearby text me and we can go beraya together.. collecting duit raya together.. enjoy the fatty feast together.. drink together.. gain extra kg together.. Okay, I will now tie my hands and enjoy the rad TV shows on the TV. Like le duh.

Till then, Aisyah loves you. Take care. Don't come running to me handless, footless, fingerless, headless, cos for sure, I'll be grinning all the way through. Lol joke. In other words, JANGAN SYOK SANGAT MAIN MERCUN SAMPAI LUPA DUNIA DAN HILANG APAKEBENDE YANG AKAN HILANG. Okay?

Assalamualaikum.